Episode 3.14 is here!
It's the "Weird Science, or: Pi in the Face" episode!" As I write this episode description, I realize that all I can remember us having discussed is duck sex. And duck peni. And on a grimmer note, duck date rape. You'll never be the same after this episode. Listen with someone you love and trust.
Hey, guess what? Next episode marks five looooooooooong years of bushleague jackassedness. T.E. and Jeanne are coming back for our "Back to School Sale" episode. Don't forget to call us at 678-369-5726. Join our Facebook party, while you're at it (Just say you know Ryan, and someone'll let you in)!
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It's like the World Cup, or Judean king Agrippa's Caesarian games, or every time Depeche Mode releases a new album: quadrennial celebrations are the 
awesomest kind of brations. Four years after we first brought Craig (Ringo) onto this show to talk about ghosts, EVPs and other paraordinary stuff, we let him out of the basement and strapped a microphone to his face again.
Here's the original one we did in July '06. It's called the "Chicken Fried Radio OOWEEOO - part one" episode, I think. Ringo babbled on and on for hours! I asked him back then, after I threw him a bucket of fish heads, "Boy, you'll do anything to avoid being forced back into the crawlspace, huh?" Memories.
Don't to forget to call us (you CAN still call us) at 1-678-FOWL-RAN(T). Next week is the brand-new "Weird Science" episode!
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It's time to get into our vintage way-back machine and go way back to the time when we had way-back machines because they were cool, not ironic-cool.
The last time we resuscitated CFR and gave it horrible, horrible life was January 2008. So, welcome, won't you, to a simpler time? Back when iPhone was only 3G, and the economy only sucked *pretty much* a lot. This one is entitled "This Time We Mean It," and that's pathetic in and of itself.
Next week, you'll get a new one (maybe). If you're good, we'll let you have it. If you're bad-good, we'll call it "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience." By the way, it'll be our 100th episode! Sad, huh?
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ShareEpisode 3.10 is here!
Yes, smartass, I know 3.10 and 3.1 are numerical equivalents. But this isn't science. THIS is art. Maybe you should see someone about your control issues. We delve into motivational waterboarding, sexual self-help, and other things your insurance shouldn't cover. Also, Coach Miller introduces a handy acronym for maximizing your potential and Christian and Melissa's cat 
expresses its anal gland (through song).
This episode is 65 minutes, and the song at the end is "Human Rocket" by DEVO.
As usual, email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com, buy our swag, facebook us, twitter us, and get more of podcasting's chicken soup for the arse.
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It's the "Mayday! Mayday!" episode. But no one knew what to do with that other than bringing up that creepy-ass Wicker Man movie 23 times. So, instead, we bring you answers to these cryptic and inane questions:
What does TE use for stress balls when he's at Sugars? Why is Christian's bare ass visible in a "Southeasterly" dir
ection? Where does Jeanne hide when the all hippies come out? And so on in that order. Plus a happy b-day to Mad Captain Ian, a real O.P. (original pecker) AND a gentleman.
This episode is 78 insane minutes long. The song at the end is "Fuck Shit Stack" by Reggie Watts.
Join the board, "like" us on Assbook, and call us, dammit, at 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com to get involved. Next episode is "SB-1070!" It's about serial numbers, or robots or something.
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It's the "Something Something About Taxes Episode" episode! Jeanne spreads her 1040 EZ wide, Christian makes us wonder what his dad does for the mob, and T.E. just wants to fart and be friends. And no matter what you may hear elsewhere, this episode is NOT called "The Smack 'Em Taxes Episode."
This one clocks in at a bloated and gassy 77 minutes. Blame Christian, he hates to actually cut things when he edits. The song at the end is "You Make Me Like Charity" by The Knife. On May 1st, it's the "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" episode. That means what you think it means. Call 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com to get involved.
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It's the "We Made This While You Were Watching TV" episode, wherein we discuss all things DIY. Christian knits T.E. a sweater, Jeanne crafts a perfectly straight, 90 degree-to-the-body penis model out of sawdust, wood glue, construction paper and melted crayons, and T.E. just rants a lot. Or maybe not. Except the ranting.
In any case, this episode is about 65 sweet, sweet minutes long, and the song at the end is "My Body's a Zombie for You" by Dead Man's Bones. Next time around, it's the "Something Something About Taxes" episode, owing to the date and all. In the meantime, visit chickenfriedradio.com/boards and meet other freaks and weirdos!
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It's the "Go for the Gold" episode, wherein we discuss all things Olympic! Well, that was the plan, anyway. But this is CFR. Which means we ended up wandering down some weird Internet back alleys on acid instead, where Floofy smacked us with a frying pan, we ordered a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and James Woods showed us his chest vagina and muttered something about the "new flesh" and "videodrome." Or maybe that was just last Tuesday.
Either way, this wild ride lasts 67 minutes, and there are no refunds. Keep your head and arms inside the car at all times. The song at the end is "Matagorda," by Black Before Red.
April 1st, it's the "We Made This While You Watched TV" episode, wherein we will endeavor to do it ourselves. Call 678-FOWL-RANT or email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com.
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It's official, Peckers: there's a new Jackass in town! Listen in as we welcome our CFR Idol winner, tackle T.E.'s testicles, and eventually get around to our topic at hand. This is the "Viva La Revolucion! Episode," wherein we discuss all things revolutionary, throw down a gauntlet to the great state of South Carolina, ponder teabaggers, and more!
This episode weighs in at a toilet-clogging 75 minutes. The song at the end is "Kristen and Osama" by Pecker de Jour Marc Anthony. Got something for us? Call 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com. Don't forget to visit the message boards and meet other weirdos at chickenfriedradio.com.
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ShareEpisode 3.1 is Here!
It's Part 2 of CFR Idol as we continue our resurrection theme! Who will be our new CFR co-host? What does Simon Mi- er... Cowell have to say about that? Did we mention we have a new sponsor? It's true! Visit chickenfriedradio.com for a link to a FREE 14 day audible.com trial. And visit the message boards while you're there for hot plush tiger vagina action!
This episode is 54 minutes long, and the sketch at the end is "Jesus and Lazarus" by Christian.
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