Episode 50 has returned!
Back from the vaults, circa September 2006: It's the "Bushleague Jackass Anniversary Party" episode! First, they said it couldn't be done. Then, they said it wouldn't be done. Recently, they said it shouldn't be done. But we said "screw you" to all of the above, and Chicken Fried Radio has survived its first year of existence! In podcasting terms, that puts us about as old as the California Redwoods.
This episode is 61 minutes. The song is the theme from "Perfect Strangers." Check out our message board at chickenfriedradio.com and join the Peckerhead Army. Our site proudly boasts succulent, savory, 
streaming audio.
The totally all-like-brand-new-and-stuff Episode 3.15: "CFR's Back to School Sale" will drop like gonads in a freshman on September 8, 2010. Witness the return of TE and Jeanne!
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It's the "Weird Science, or: Pi in the Face" episode!" As I write this episode description, I realize that all I can remember us having discussed is duck sex. And duck peni. And on a grimmer note, duck date rape. You'll never be the same after this episode. Listen with someone you love and trust.
Hey, guess what? Next episode marks five looooooooooong years of bushleague jackassedness. T.E. and Jeanne are coming back for our "Back to School Sale" episode. Don't forget to call us at 678-369-5726. Join our Facebook party, while you're at it (Just say you know Ryan, and someone'll let you in)!
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It's like the World Cup, or Judean king Agrippa's Caesarian games, or every time Depeche Mode releases a new album: quadrennial celebrations are the 
awesomest kind of brations. Four years after we first brought Craig (Ringo) onto this show to talk about ghosts, EVPs and other paraordinary stuff, we let him out of the basement and strapped a microphone to his face again.
Here's the original one we did in July '06. It's called the "Chicken Fried Radio OOWEEOO - part one" episode, I think. Ringo babbled on and on for hours! I asked him back then, after I threw him a bucket of fish heads, "Boy, you'll do anything to avoid being forced back into the crawlspace, huh?" Memories.
Don't to forget to call us (you CAN still call us) at 1-678-FOWL-RAN(T). Next week is the brand-new "Weird Science" episode!
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ShareEpisode 3.13 is here!
It's the "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience - part 2" episode! Ringo's back! It's a well-known fact that listening to the Jackasses makes you smarter, more attractive, 
and smarter. It's ANOTHER rainbow conspiracy (Ohmygod!). Ringo makes our mouths water at the prospect of a barbecue where only legendary crypto-game is eaten. Christian wonders where they manufacture e-readers for Scientologists, and Ryan picks a fight with Melissa, but she rebuffs him by chatting on Facebook.
We finish our chat with Joe of the Central Texas Paranormal Investigators, and play a clip of Richard Dawkins ragging on adorable British dowsers. The song is "I Really Love to *#&@" by the Count! You're 74 minutes away from understanding the mysteries of the universe. Congrats.
We're on Facebook, by the way, and Twitter, and all that other new-fangled techno-crap.
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It's the "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience - part 1" episode! It's our 100th episode! Is there anyone left to care? Yes! At least four of us: Christian, Melissa, Ryan, and Craig (aka Ringo) do! And so does Joe Schooler of Central Texas Paranormal Investigators.
I know you, and you want to believe. Believe in Scottish anorgasmic women who walk funny. Believe in the Rainbow Conspiracy. Believe in male lactation! Believe in Ryan's Costco Buddhism! You want to believe in Chicken Fried Radio.
Part one of our interview with Joe is at the end, followed by some inscrutable audio featuring the exploits of Australian breatharian Jasmuheen. The song is "Put It to theTest" by They Might Be Giants. This ep is 74 minutes long.
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ShareEpisode 6 has returned!
You weren't good enough. Now you have to wait another week for a new one. In the meantime, take yet another journey back to another era. There's an environmental disaster in the gulf. The president's poll numbers are sinking, there's an ephemeral SCOTUS nominee, and the so-called "Party of No" blocks much of Congress' initiatives. Yes, it's 1937--I mean, 2005.
Also, CFR was still wearing diapers. Here's episode 6 from October '05. It's the "Police and Thieves" episode. Eat it up, yum. August 1 really, actually will bring you Peckers a new episode, though. It'll be called "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience - part 1," featuring an old pal.
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ShareEpisode 65 has returned!
It's time to get into our vintage way-back machine and go way back to the time when we had way-back machines because they were cool, not ironic-cool.
The last time we resuscitated CFR and gave it horrible, horrible life was January 2008. So, welcome, won't you, to a simpler time? Back when iPhone was only 3G, and the economy only sucked *pretty much* a lot. This one is entitled "This Time We Mean It," and that's pathetic in and of itself.
Next week, you'll get a new one (maybe). If you're good, we'll let you have it. If you're bad-good, we'll call it "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience." By the way, it'll be our 100th episode! Sad, huh?
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ShareEpisode 3.11 is here!
It's the "The Pickup Artist" episode! As with most of our conversations with Ryan, what started off as a talk about therapy ended up an exploration of the weirder side of sex, courtship, and sex. Christian had nothing to do with it. This one's a hodgepodge of links from the "seduction community," interviews with Austin actors, and a clip from a 1980s video dating service. Melissa, meanwhile, explains her relationship to Christian as Jesuit-like redemptive suffering. And who is Rainbow Beard Man?
The song is "Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls" by Sparks. The episode is something like 64 minutes.
As usual, email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com, buy our swag, facebook us, twitter us, and join the cult of the Chicken.
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ShareEpisode 3.9 is Here!
It's the "Planet Earth Is My Bitch" episode starring Christian, Ryan, and Melissa! How are oil spills like a menstrual cycle? What would CFR slash fiction be like if some schizophrenic were actually to make such a thing and submit it to us (he did.)? How good is Melissa's hummus? What is the chief export of Martinique and how quickly will it help you
reach orgasm?
Stay AWAY from my woman's hummus.
Song at the end is "Dried" by Christian Huey. Episode is 62 minutes long.
As usual, email us, buy our swag, facebook us, twitter us, and make us feel like dirty little birdies.
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It's the Spring Cleaning Episode! Abby returns to guest host, which is technically a correct statement! Also, D.I.Y. catheters, RenFest yiffy, and fighting strangers in the Alps are all phrases that are meaningless when taken either out of or even IN context! How many more exclamation marks will I use? One!
This ep. is 75 minutes long, and the song at the end is "Put the Fucking Lotion In the Basket" by Jon and Al from "Silence! The Musical." Thanks to our special guest Hilah Johnson of Hilah Cooking
1-678-FOWL-RAN(T) is the number. jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com is the addy. Tell your friends and enemies alike: You Can Be a Pecker Too. We do FB, and still get porn spam on MySpace.
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