Episode 6 has returned!
You weren't good enough. Now you have to wait another week for a new one. In the meantime, take yet another journey back to another era. There's an environmental disaster in the gulf. The president's poll numbers are sinking, there's an ephemeral SCOTUS nominee, and the so-called "Party of No" blocks much of Congress' initiatives. Yes, it's 1937--I mean, 2005.
Also, CFR was still wearing diapers. Here's episode 6 from October '05. It's the "Police and Thieves" episode. Eat it up, yum. August 1 really, actually will bring you Peckers a new episode, though. It'll be called "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience - part 1," featuring an old pal.
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ShareEpisode 65 has returned!
It's time to get into our vintage way-back machine and go way back to the time when we had way-back machines because they were cool, not ironic-cool.
The last time we resuscitated CFR and gave it horrible, horrible life was January 2008. So, welcome, won't you, to a simpler time? Back when iPhone was only 3G, and the economy only sucked *pretty much* a lot. This one is entitled "This Time We Mean It," and that's pathetic in and of itself.
Next week, you'll get a new one (maybe). If you're good, we'll let you have it. If you're bad-good, we'll call it "She Blinded Me With Pseudoscience." By the way, it'll be our 100th episode! Sad, huh?
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ShareEpisode 3.11 is here!
It's the "The Pickup Artist" episode! As with most of our conversations with Ryan, what started off as a talk about therapy ended up an exploration of the weirder side of sex, courtship, and sex. Christian had nothing to do with it. This one's a hodgepodge of links from the "seduction community," interviews with Austin actors, and a clip from a 1980s video dating service. Melissa, meanwhile, explains her relationship to Christian as Jesuit-like redemptive suffering. And who is Rainbow Beard Man?
The song is "Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls" by Sparks. The episode is something like 64 minutes.
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ShareEpisode 3.10 is here!
Yes, smartass, I know 3.10 and 3.1 are numerical equivalents. But this isn't science. THIS is art. Maybe you should see someone about your control issues. We delve into motivational waterboarding, sexual self-help, and other things your insurance shouldn't cover. Also, Coach Miller introduces a handy acronym for maximizing your potential and Christian and Melissa's cat 
expresses its anal gland (through song).
This episode is 65 minutes, and the song at the end is "Human Rocket" by DEVO.
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It's the "Planet Earth Is My Bitch" episode starring Christian, Ryan, and Melissa! How are oil spills like a menstrual cycle? What would CFR slash fiction be like if some schizophrenic were actually to make such a thing and submit it to us (he did.)? How good is Melissa's hummus? What is the chief export of Martinique and how quickly will it help you
reach orgasm?
Stay AWAY from my woman's hummus.
Song at the end is "Dried" by Christian Huey. Episode is 62 minutes long.
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It's the Spring Cleaning Episode! Abby returns to guest host, which is technically a correct statement! Also, D.I.Y. catheters, RenFest yiffy, and fighting strangers in the Alps are all phrases that are meaningless when taken either out of or even IN context! How many more exclamation marks will I use? One!
This ep. is 75 minutes long, and the song at the end is "Put the Fucking Lotion In the Basket" by Jon and Al from "Silence! The Musical." Thanks to our special guest Hilah Johnson of Hilah Cooking
1-678-FOWL-RAN(T) is the number. jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com is the addy. Tell your friends and enemies alike: You Can Be a Pecker Too. We do FB, and still get porn spam on MySpace.
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It's the "SB 1070 Episode!" Christian visits his secret other podcast family, since T.E. and Jeanne left town at his urging. With fresh batteries in his My First Podcast recording equipment, Christian and his mystery guests rattle on about immigration, emigration, enmigration, and fistulation syncopation facilitation (for the nation!). Play this for Lou Dobbs and watch his head explode! Because SOMEBODY keeps peaking the mic.
This episode is 61 minutes long. The song at the end is "By the Time I Get to Arizona" by Public Enemy. BTW, this file is old-skool mp3, Apple Slaves.
Join the board, "like" us on Assbook, and read us your grocery list at 678-FOWL-RANT. Or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com. There's also Twitter, I think. We'll be back June 1 with something or other.
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ShareEpisode 3.6 is Here!
It's the "Mayday! Mayday!" episode. But no one knew what to do with that other than bringing up that creepy-ass Wicker Man movie 23 times. So, instead, we bring you answers to these cryptic and inane questions:
What does TE use for stress balls when he's at Sugars? Why is Christian's bare ass visible in a "Southeasterly" dir
ection? Where does Jeanne hide when the all hippies come out? And so on in that order. Plus a happy b-day to Mad Captain Ian, a real O.P. (original pecker) AND a gentleman.
This episode is 78 insane minutes long. The song at the end is "Fuck Shit Stack" by Reggie Watts.
Join the board, "like" us on Assbook, and call us, dammit, at 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com to get involved. Next episode is "SB-1070!" It's about serial numbers, or robots or something.
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It's the "Something Something About Taxes Episode" episode! Jeanne spreads her 1040 EZ wide, Christian makes us wonder what his dad does for the mob, and T.E. just wants to fart and be friends. And no matter what you may hear elsewhere, this episode is NOT called "The Smack 'Em Taxes Episode."
This one clocks in at a bloated and gassy 77 minutes. Blame Christian, he hates to actually cut things when he edits. The song at the end is "You Make Me Like Charity" by The Knife. On May 1st, it's the "MAYDAY! MAYDAY!" episode. That means what you think it means. Call 678-FOWL-RANT or email jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com to get involved.
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It's the "We Made This While You Were Watching TV" episode, wherein we discuss all things DIY. Christian knits T.E. a sweater, Jeanne crafts a perfectly straight, 90 degree-to-the-body penis model out of sawdust, wood glue, construction paper and melted crayons, and T.E. just rants a lot. Or maybe not. Except the ranting.
In any case, this episode is about 65 sweet, sweet minutes long, and the song at the end is "My Body's a Zombie for You" by Dead Man's Bones. Next time around, it's the "Something Something About Taxes" episode, owing to the date and all. In the meantime, visit chickenfriedradio.com/boards and meet other freaks and weirdos!
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